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Brew Review: Yuengling Traditional Lager
Yuengling, the yeast from the east. Not many west-coasters have experienced the cheap-yet-digestible taste that Ame…
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Air Out Your Dorm, You Slob!
Ah, to be independent from your parents and siblings – it’s freedom that most college students aren’t ready for, believe it or not. Case in point: you live like a slob ’cause your mom always did your...
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Brew Review: Natural Ice
I enjoy Budweiser as much as the other guy, but Natural Ice should wipe it out of existence. Why go for the best when you can go for the…rest? Natural Ice (Nasty Ice; Natty Ice for the enlightened) is...
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Brew Review: Red Stripe
All of this Halloween talk and fall weather had me reaching for one beer last night: Red Stripe. A summer-styled lager in the near-winter month of October? Why not? Red Stripe Jamaican beer is known...
View ArticleFoxy Brown Going to the Pound
After violating her probation rapper Foxy Brown, three-months pregnant, will be serving time in the pen until her next court date, scheduled for September 7. Following the footsteps of recent...
View ArticleTimberlake, Alba in Myers’“The Love Guru”
Canadian funnyman Mike Myers’ latest creation, The Love Guru, has officially signed on the talents of Justin Timberlake. Myers previously worked with JT in Shrek the Third, where the reigning King of...
View Article“Obama Girl” Ditches Her Man
“Obama Girl,” also known as random-not-that-hot-but-hot-enough-girl Amber Lee Ettinger to a select few, has strayed from Obama’s powerful clutch and into the arms of another Democrat – Hillary...
View ArticleAmy Winehouse, Battered and Bruised
Amy Winehouse has spun completely out of control. Bruised and battered from a scuffle with her “husband” Blake Fielder-Civil, 23-year-old Winehouse looked very much the mess on London streets early...
View ArticleJessica Alba and Hyori Double-Team
Jessica Alba and Korean pop-star Hyori will star together in a commercial for cosmetic company Isa Knox. This will be Alba’s third commercial with the skin-care giants and Hyori’s first. Are both of...
View ArticleAlien Vs. Predator: Requiem “Red Band” Trailer
Just when you thought the maximum carnage of John Rambo upped the ante for violent trailers Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem comes along to give Sly Stallone’s slasher-flick a run for its money. AVP:...
View ArticleLeona Helmsley and “Trouble” the Dog: Two Prissy Bitches
When the Queen of Mean, Leona Helmsley, died recently at the age of 87 she left behind a will, like most knocking on deathâs door do. But in the billion-dollar world of Helmsley (hotel owner,...
View Article“Gay” Olympics in 2008?
With colorful flags a-waving, there isn’t a more fruitful time than now to start thinking “Gay” for the 2008 Olympics. Tyson Gay has been a middle-to-top-class sprinter in the 100m and 200m dash for...
View ArticleThe Daily Shocker: Britney, Broccoli, IBM Bits and Big-League Broads
Britney Spears VMA comeback will include hordes of dancers zipping around in harnesses mid-air and a “Disappearing Act” through a set of mirrors courtesy of magician Criss Angel. It’s great to see...
View ArticleMichael Vick’s Written Apology on eBay
Canine-connoisseur Michael Vick felt really, really sorry about kicking the s*** out of small puppies…so he wrote down all of his feelings on a piece of paper. Vick used a cue-card of sorts when he...
View ArticleChop Suey: The Top 10 American Martial-Arts Films NOT Starring Bruce Lee
Bruce Lee kicked ass – no doubt about it – but most bozos don’t go any further than Enter the Dragon for their Karate flick kicks. We here at CO-ED are proud to present you with some American-style...
View ArticleThe Daily Shocker: Good News in the News
Colin is Cla$$y: Back in 2003 Colin Ferrell got word of a female disc jockey offering $2000 to anybody who can bring him in for an interview. Not so naturally, Ferrell befriended a homeless man named...
View ArticleThe Daily Shocker: Suing God
Kentucky State Senator Ernie Chambers plans on suing God to prove a point about frivolous lawsuits. In return, God plans on splitting Chambers’ head open with a lightning bolt to prove a point about...
View ArticleThe Daily Shocker: Tase Her
A wheelchair-bound, 56-year-old woman called 911 on her sister. Upon arrival to her house cops found the woman alone, wielding two knifes and threatening to use them if if anybody tried to harm her....
View ArticleCOED Presents: the REAL Dorm Room Essentials
Featherbeds, futons, laundry bags, white boards – you don’t need any of them. They don’t matter; they’re inconsequential in you enjoying time away from your ‘rents house and avoiding embarrassing,...
View ArticleThe Daily Shocker: Attic Cash Stash
Man finds $100K in attic, ends up fighting cops, widow, demon inside him that says “f*** it all, move to Fiji and marry a hot Sweden chick.” (Sun Sentinel) Damn! Teachers really are horny these days –...
View ArticleBlade Runner: The Final Cut
If George Lucas and Steven Spielberg can update and tweak their past masterworks (to varying degrees), it’s fair to give outspoken director Ridley Scott a shot. Revisiting his masterpiece, Blade...
View ArticleRockies Edge Out Padres for the NL Wild Card
After 13 innings, the Colorado Rockies take the NL Wild Card from the San Diego Padres. (Yahoo) Schools the world over ban hugs between students. See? I was right in 7th grade – hugs do get you...
View ArticleIs Hot Tub Sex Bad For You?
The hot tub: thought by many to be the ultimate in places to have sex. It’s comfortable, relaxing, heated – it’s the aquatic equivalent of a vagina! So why should you not have sex in one? According to...
View ArticleVirgin Cream = Virgin Scheme?
I’m down for poonany preservation, but this is something else. Virgin Cream, a $60 cream that acts as a vajajay time-machine of sorts that (supposedly) tightens up a woman’s womanhood back to its more...
View ArticleSarah Silverman’s Thoughts
Sarah Silverman redefines the term “outspoken.” While the katana-tongued comedienne has as many haters as she does lovers, one thing is for certain: she will make you feel uncomfortable, guaranteed....
View ArticleThe Daily Shocker: Classy Strip Joints
Rachel’s Gentleman’s Club in Florida gives away complimentary flu-shots and free lunch to the elderly. No word on worthwhile benefits for pervy middle-age guys, though. (WESH) I won’t even attempt to...
View ArticleGeorge Clooney is a True “Liberator”
Seeing George Clooney trot out of his estate clutching the “Liberator” sex ramp got me thinking: why use the Liberator? Couldn’t you get the same effect the Liberator provides by piling up pillows...
View ArticleThe Daily Shocker: Latin-Americans Love Life
Statistics show that most Latin-American countries rank highest in a worldwide poll for “personal satisfaction.” Hot weather, nachos, Corona and the hottest women in the world – yeah, I’d be pretty...
View ArticleIndians Eliminate Yankees – Torre to Step Down?
After a topsy-turvy season, the New York Yankees have been eliminated from the playoffs by the Cleveland Indians. Historically, outside of baseball, Yanks losing to Indians is irony at its best. The...
View ArticleThe Daily Shocker: $1 Million Dollar Billz, Y’all!
Pittsburgh moron first tries to cash in a $1 million dollar bill at a local shop, then proceeds to reach for the store’s scanner gun to retaliate when it’s not accepted. What, is this guy from the...
View ArticleThe Daily Shocker: Drug Driving
Over 80% of New Zealanders around the age of 25 have admitted to driving under the influence of marijuana. The ratio of Taco Bell wrappers and Pink Floyd albums to each vehicle driven under the...
View ArticleKids Pole-Dancing: Hot or Not?
In a world where strippers make more money than most political figures, is it wrong to teach the youth of today the art of pole-dancing? The answer is a resounding YES. In Australia, kids – I’m talking...
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